X Review: Joe Colton

Accessories

Ole Joe has a decent complement of accessories, though he really has nowhere to store them. First, we’ll get the rundown of the normal stuff. A semi-auto pistol, a revolver, and a shotgun. Decent sculpts on them, filled with all sorts of little details. But at best, he can only hold two at a time. And of course, no stand.

Now for the ridiculous. They packed him with Wave 1 Duke’s oversized launcher and gun that attaches to it. I would have been happier had they omitted that stupid thing entirely. He can’t hold it, it’s absolutely unrealistic. Kids nowadays, I can’t even see how they would find something so stupid fun at all. No, I will pretend Joe never came with that thing at all.(optional)