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Unread 03-20-2017, 12:16 PM   #28876
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Well, seeings how I was going months in between itches, I feel like I've been going full throttle lately. Although the last time the wife and I scratched the itch was probably a month ago, but that was because all the kids were sick at some point, then the wife was sick...that really put the kibosh on "itching".

Then yesterday I told her that with the sudden re-emergence of my Mojo, that we better take full advantage of it because next time it's shuts off, it might be permanent.

But even when things were working al'right, I felt like I could go every day, but in reality I was good for maybe once a week. Once I got that, I was good for another week. I keep trying to remember what the highest rate of activity was for the wife and I, like back when we first got married, or even when we were just dating and I had my own place, but that's been so long ago I can't remember.
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Unread 03-20-2017, 12:18 PM   #28877
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Drove back to Florida after a weekend of doing nothing in Alabama! Needed to do stuff,just couldn't,..too lazy. Bitched for the last hour at all the employees,because people suck at their jobs. I'm going to hang out for a couple hours,and I'm driving back to Bama,and taking a couple days off before I have to be in Mississippi for two days of I might have one of those "moments". Been a couple years,but I feel it coming,..just overwhelmed
By "moment" do you mean "postal" or "shut down and curl up in the fetal position"?
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I keep trying to remember what the highest rate of activity was for the wife and I, like back when we first got married, or even when we were just dating and I had my own place, but that's been so long ago I can't remember.
I have the same problem. I often have wondered how frisky we were back in the day in reality (it seems like it was non-stop, but that likely is just fondness coloring things).

I had that thought on my 35th birthday, and I've kept track ever since. While it doesn't help me figure out exactly how things were when we were 25, at least I'll know going forward. It'll be interesting to compare when I'm 60.... and "35" has become "back in the day".

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By "moment" do you mean "postal" or "shut down and curl up in the fetal position"?
Go off on everyone,fire people I need,..I'm already back in Bama. Waste of gas&crime today. Woke up at 4am,Drove 3 hours only to drive back 4 hours later
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Well, seeings how I was going months in between itches, I feel like I've been going full throttle lately. Although the last time the wife and I scratched the itch was probably a month ago, but that was because all the kids were sick at some point, then the wife was sick...that really put the kibosh on "itching".

Then yesterday I told her that with the sudden re-emergence of my Mojo, that we better take full advantage of it because next time it's shuts off, it might be permanent.

But even when things were working al'right, I felt like I could go every day, but in reality I was good for maybe once a week. Once I got that, I was good for another week. I keep trying to remember what the highest rate of activity was for the wife and I, like back when we first got married, or even when we were just dating and I had my own place, but that's been so long ago I can't remember.
I used to get it from the wife whenever I wanted it when we dated. She'd hit me up most of the time wanting it several times a day like meals.

Then I got into a rut in my mid 20's,and would only hit it about once a week,and get a couple blowjobs in between,that lasted about a year...up until my work schedule changed two years ago I was getting it twice a day every day,and blowjobs when the plumbing started to leak. Now I get it 3-5 times during the two days I'm home with the occasional road head,and every night when she visits me in Florida.

You just gotta get in the groove again! Get accustomed to hitting it daily. If you're not she's gonna rub one out,and so will you,and that's fucked up! It's like owning a car and walking everywhere,..

I will point out I got caught cheating when my wife&I dated the first time...we dated twice..we broke up,because I got my other GF pregnant which was my first wife. I divorced her,was single for about a year,then got my current wife pregnant(at that time GF),and another girl pregnant too,..I chose my current wife over the other girl,because she was/is my friend too. BUT she knows if I don't get it at home I will find it somewhere else!!

Another thing you gotta look out for is losing blowjobs! There was some time where I'd get promised one,then she'd hurry up and fall asleep!! fake fall asleep while giving half assed head! I went through that about 3 years ago,and straight lost my shit!! went off on her! stopped hitting it,even stopped coming home,..ended up getting a GF that was 10 years younger(and very skilled orally)! Filed for divorce too!! we ended up talking it out,and I dumped the other chick,and moved back in,..my wife is in check tho! I'm too old to jack off,and too old for games,or lazy bitches. She's still on hoe check,and she knows it! I told her to lose weight two weeks ago "I ain't no chubby chaser". she gets as fat as my mom,and I'm out! I'm still the exact same weight as I've always been! excuses are just well thought out lies.
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I have the same problem. I often have wondered how frisky we were back in the day in reality (it seems like it was non-stop, but that likely is just fondness coloring things).

I had that thought on my 35th birthday, and I've kept track ever since. While it doesn't help me figure out exactly how things were when we were 25, at least I'll know going forward. It'll be interesting to compare when I'm 60.... and "35" has become "back in the day".

I love data!
I've been keeping a daily log since 95. I know EXACTLY how often we've ever banged.

Most of the time it's just boring details, but it does often come in handy when trying to figure out exactly when something in particular happened.


Also "it's like owning a car and walking everywhere"

I'll honest, there is almost nothing hotter than watching my wife "go for a walk".
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Unread 03-20-2017, 05:06 PM   #28882
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I wish I'd kept track back in '95! I didn't start taking notes on such things until about seven years ago, but better late than never... but I keep track of everything on a daily basis now, weight, meals, etc.

My wife will ask me how old the leftovers in the fridge are b/c she knows I have a record of when we ate it. I used to think my older relatives were odd for doing such things, as they recorded the weather, who came to visit the farm, what they paid for stuff, etc. But now I can't help it!
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I've been keeping a daily log since 95. I know EXACTLY how often we've ever banged.

Most of the time it's just boring details, but it does often come in handy when trying to figure out exactly when something in particular happened.(anal)


Also "it's like owning a car and walking everywhere"

I'll honest, there is almost nothing hotter than watching my wife "go for a walk".
Fixed it for ya

Knowing she's walking,not getting to see,and knowing she isn't riding with you instead would suck tho.
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I wish I'd kept track back in '95! I didn't start taking notes on such things until about seven years ago, but better late than never... but I keep track of everything on a daily basis now, weight, meals, etc.

My wife will ask me how old the leftovers in the fridge are b/c she knows I have a record of when we ate it. I used to think my older relatives were odd for doing such things, as they recorded the weather, who came to visit the farm, what they paid for stuff, etc. But now I can't help it!
Yeah, I record all this stuff and wonder, "who cares?". I mean, I don't have kids, and even if I did, I wouldn't want them reading this occasional smut (I'll add details if it's particularly "special"). I actually want to stop doing it, but I've been doing it for so long now that quitting would seem kinda, sad? I don't know.

About the only details I don't track are weight, attire and weather. Though if it's peculiar weather I will make note.

We also keep ALL of our receipts. Separated by year. If we ever get audited, we are set. We still print photos and make albums, another "who cares?" thing.

All this crap we accumulate over our lifetimes that no one really wants. Just, stuff. Garbage really. 100 years from now our skeletons will be meaningless to EVERYONE.

Sometimes life seems so precious, and other times to meaningless.

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I don't record any smutty details... just dates. And that particular file is all in code and password protected, so that even if someone found it, it would be useless because they wouldn't even know what it was.

Everything else is just there. If my kids want to look back when I'm dead and see that I began getting fatter when I started snacking on pepperoni or something mundane such as that, then by all means, have at it. I don't actually write any sentences, just data points.

Absolutely no one cares... except my GI doctor, who finds it really interesting when I bring him charts. But it's all digital and takes up no space, so it's one of my few neuroses I don't actually feel badly about.
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Oh mines all on paper. Hand written! Old school!

Our escapades are indicated by a filled in triangle unless details are included. Funny thing is, it was my sister who started documenting her life before me on a wall calendar. I asked what the filled in squares represented. I thought it was a good idea.
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Yall are some fucked up motherfuckers.

So, date was screwed up. First thing she said when she saw me was something about how her parents werent home. So I said, "I dont really give two shits where your parents are. By god, I got money, im hungry, and im near a restaurant, so, im getting food with or without you." Needless to say, that didnt go over well, and she called her friend and got her mom to come get her. That was the best burger EVAR!
And, yes, dropshipbob, the scythes were the best part. I forgot to pack my ACU's and airsoft guns so I couldn't play dress-up. So, scythes for the win.
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So now I want a big juicy burger.
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Yall are some fucked up motherfuckers.

So, date was screwed up. First thing she said when she saw me was something about how her parents werent home. So I said, "I dont really give two shits where your parents are. By god, I got money, im hungry, and im near a restaurant, so, im getting food with or without you." Needless to say, that didnt go over well, and she called her friend and got her mom to come get her. That was the best burger EVAR!
And, yes, dropshipbob, the scythes were the best part. I forgot to pack my ACU's and airsoft guns so I couldn't play dress-up. So, scythes for the win.
I was all about getting pussy in my youth,and was good at it too. I'd talk to them crazy,ignore them,and still get it. It was a different time back then tho,people weren't so sensitive. Woman weren't as slutty either. you had to slowly work them into blowjobs,and anal was something that you only saw in porn,lol.
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Unread 03-21-2017, 08:23 AM   #28890
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You guys keeping records...DAILY records, is that to say you are getting it on a daily basis?? I started keeping track of it once I started getting it, but that stopped after a couple of years.

I'd watch my wife rub one out, but I want in on that action! I'll ask her if she's "taken care of business" herself lately, and if she says yes, I tell her what the hell, I'm right there, come get me!

I don't think I've even gotten it several times a day except maybe once or twice. Most of the time when we've tried, the equipment doesn't cooperate.

Contraband, do I want to ask about "leaky equipment"?

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gman, sorry to hear you had another bad date. What's with the girls in your area??
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You do know she is taking care of business on her own right? She's gotta be! All women masturbate,so do all guys.

If you're not getting any you've gotta be birthing knuckle children,and she's clubbing the clam..trust me,it's happening. That shower head she had to have isn't for shaving her legs,and that dildo wasn't a gag gift she forgot she had,..justsayin

As for leaky equipment? Period bro. I'm not into playing with broken toys. I leave that shit alone till it stops.
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You guys keeping records...DAILY records, is that to say you are getting it on a daily basis?? I started keeping track of it once I started getting it, but that stopped after a couple of years.
I keep daily records of lots of things. Not to imply THAT is happening every single day, but when it does, I record that too. However, when you start talking about going weeks/months at a time, it makes me a sad panda. I get cranky if I go more than a few days...
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Contraband, Aunt Flow visiting...gotcha. I remember a discussion on here awhile back that several of the guys talked about getting their "blood wings". That's a turn-off for me personally. I think we've done it maybe once when that was happening, and that was when it was either just starting, or just stopping, so it wasn't like the elevator scene from The Shining or anything.

Nacho, even if it's not on a daily basis, sounds like you have a good frequency tuned in. I *think* most of my problem was done due meds I was taking. But even when that was a problem, it wasn't often enough.
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I have a thing against blood as it is. I cut myself good enough,and I'll no shit black out,possibly faint. Seriously!

I've deflowered a few females in my teens,and that's some crazy shit right there if you don't like blood. One in particular looked like I about killed her there was so much. Almost wanted to get her a juice&cookie like she just gave blood at the blood bank. Everyone has gotten the streak of blood on their junk from just starting period or just ending,..or beat it up enough to start it flowing...look down,and see that streak of blood,and be like yeah..I'm done in here for a few days Period blood isn't consistent,..has chunks and shit,usually has an unpleasant odor,..tacky,..fuckin gross.

I'm pretty sure these guys where talking about "red wings" btw. That's eating it while it's bleeding out...I do not have my red wings,but iirc Ewok&Eddie do! With stripes&medals
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As gross as it is to say, I don't care what color the lube is.

Drop, it's all in your head. I've been there. It was 100% in my head. Think about your performance too much and you're thinking about things that are NOT arousing and you're left with *slide whistle sound*.
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I have heard that over thinking it can cause problems, but I don't think that was ever a problem. Seriously, while "doing it", thinking about it never entered my mind. The machinery was at attention, but I just wasn't getting the pay-off. It was like I would get to a point and I just knew it wasn't going to happen. Even my wife could tell when that happened because I would "move different".

For months that happened every time. It got to the point where I was like, "what's the point". But it didn't seem like my wife cared because she never chased me down looking for it, but then again, I can count on one hand how many times she has initiated it.
That bothers me.
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Were you on Cymbalta or Lyrica? My doc tried me on them for nerve pain for month long trial periods and one of them (I can't recall which) made it impossible to "finish". It was like the worlds worst Viagra. It was quite embarrassing telling my female podiatrist that side effect.
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Yall are real fucking messed up. Daily logs? Jesus, I say again, yall are all messed up fuckers.
Mr. Dropshipbob, they're all goddamn sluts or they're ugly. Or just really stuck up. Ive gotten all three of those. In 6th grade there was a girl who was saying that we were dating, but we never were dating! So, I told her to stop telling people that, but she said she'd stop if I kissed her. She was UGLY AS FUCK, so, rumors are still flying. Oh, did I mention she pissed me off so much at one point I punched her and broke her nose? Got suspension for a week, but still, best thing I've ever done. I'm going to hell, aren't I? See yall in hell. I can see eddies bare ass head in person!
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Over in sweet home Mississippi! Came down Lott through the border from Baka,and that dew was all in the grass had that aqua color going on! That Mississippi blue grass,..feels good to truly be home. I would love to get a couple acres here,and build a house out here in the middle of nowhere. I'll be here for a few days,so i may drive over to my home town,and check it out..
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Yall are real fucking messed up. Daily logs? Jesus, I say again, yall are all messed up fuckers.
Far from it! We're just getting old, and it's nice when you're trying to remember something and you can look back and see what you recorded. It's not important in any meaningful way, but it satisfies your curiosity.

Plus, some stuff I have to record for medical purposes, so adding a few more items to the log is no biggie.
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