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Unread 08-11-2017, 12:47 PM   #29501
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You know, our other two cats don't shed much at all (knock on wood). I brush them and don't get much fur off, never get any fur stuck to my clothes when I pick them up. This cat will just be making up for their deficiency
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She looks like she chews on action figures.
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Maybe, we'll see! My black cat likes to steal legos. I find full 2x4 bricks in the water bowl. Weirdo. But since my kids leave them everywhere, it's no surprise.

I've never had an action figure casualty to a cat. The only thing they ever "ruined" was 6" ROTJ Luke's green lightsaber blade. I straightened it back out, nobody knows the difference.

But if there is a problem, until she learns I can close off my home office when I'm not here. I don't have my stuff all over the house, so I can go full panic-room with my toys if necessary.
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One of my cats inexplicably whizzed on/marked a decorative pillow on my toy room leather sofa. I tossed the pillow and cleaned up the leather. No lingering scent, but now I don't trust them so my toy room has been off limits to them since then. It's a bummer because I used to get a little joy just walking past my "museum" and glancing in. Now I have to make a point to buy a ticket and take a stroll.

Cute kitten, BTW, nacho. How old is it?
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Thanks! She's supposedly around 11 weeks, just a baby.

I think we're going to call her "Smoke".
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That's a cute kitteh. I've got a white one I'm dealing with at the moment.
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Oh, I'm aware. This is #5 at our house, but two are outdoor mousers that live in the garage, so it'll only be the third indoors.
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Oh no no no. You misunderstood. That was a name suggestion.

Remember, I have two crap factories myself.
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Ah, got it. It would likely be an appropriate name, but I think I'm going with something slightly more conventional

I just wish the lady from the rescue would get in touch. The foster home lady is a nurse and is working all weekend, but she was supposed to text me yesterday about her schedule so we could go get the kitten. Haven't heard jack. I'm impatient; the cuteness is being wasted!
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I hope it's not in some cage in the meantime. That would suck that he could be free if she was on the ball.
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Nah, the rescue has foster homes; they don't do cages. In fact, they're so good at placing animals, they actually get cats from local shelters and place them in good homes quicker than the pounds can. But this particular foster is fond of getting pregnant strays and letting them have the kittens in their home, rather than in a cage. Plus, the kittens get handled from birth, so they're extremely socialized. Win-win.

I finally heard from the lady, and we're all set to get the little furball tomorrow. For a grown man, I'm ridiculously giddy about a new cat.
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I don't think that even the most ardent cat hater couldn't enjoy a kitten. So for a cat lover, heck yeah you'd be excited!

My wife's grandfather died today. He was 90-something so it's no surprise. I'm most sad for her grandmother. They had been together forever, so it'll be most difficult for her. The wife is going to be gone for almost a week to Arizona. I should be looking forward to that "freedom", but I'm really not. We're so codependent that it'll be quite lonely without her. Maybe we should have children.
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A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes of flirting, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It has to be your ears."

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100 percent natural. I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist. Look at my skin, not a blemish anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming...that was me."
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Took me a second, that one.
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Well, you were quicker than the teenager.
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To the end of a great weekend and the beginning of a promising week.

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Her visible face seen through the mesh...creeepyyyy!
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Creepy indeed!

And that was a funny joke.
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So I go shopping...

The cashier says: "Strip down facing me" and I do as she says...

When the hysteria subsided, I found out she meant how I was supposed to use the credit card reader.
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It was April and the Aborigines in a remote part of Northern Australia asked their new elder if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was an elder in a modern community he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the tribe should collect firewood to be prepared.

But being a practical leader, after several days he had an idea.

He walked out to the telephone booth on the highway, called the Bureau of Meteorology and asked, 'Is the coming winter in this area going to be cold?'

The meteorologist responded, 'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold.'

So the elder went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared.

A week later he called the Bureau of Meteorology again. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'

The meteorologist again replied, 'Yes, it's going to be a very cold winter.'

The elder again went back to his community and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later the elder called the Bureau again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?' he asked.

'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the elder asked.

The weatherman replied, 'Our satellites have reported that the Aboriginals in the north are collecting firewood like crazy, and that's always a sure sign.'
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I chuckled at that.
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Lol, modern meteorology...
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I laff'd!
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