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Unread 03-30-2012, 12:55 AM   #51
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Oh man, remember the tipping thread at HT? That sonofabitch was epic. Several people got banned over that one:

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/genera...ipping-37.html
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Unread 03-30-2012, 12:56 AM   #52
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I hate chopsticks that I have to snap apart. Tiny splinters always go everywhere. Am I supposed to worry about micro lacerations in my esophagus while eating Chinese food?
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Unread 03-30-2012, 12:57 AM   #53
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Oh man, remember the tipping thread at HT? That sonofabitch was epic. Several people got banned over that one:

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/genera...ipping-37.html
Never heard of that thread. I'm gonna read through it now, until I get bored or annoyed.
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Unread 03-30-2012, 12:57 AM   #54
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Never heard of that thread. I'm gonna read through it now, until I get bored or annoyed.
That'll take less than a page, I'd imagine.
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Ugh, this shit:

"This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between searches. Please try again in 23 seconds."

(This is at HT. Not here.)

I can get why there's a 30-second delay between posts to keep down spamming, but fucking searches?
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Unread 03-30-2012, 01:01 AM   #56
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yeah, no, fuck that. If tipping is so important, that bullshit should be added to the price of the food on the bill. The manager can break it down and add it to his employees' checks. Tips distributed, everyone happy.

Forced tipping, to me, just makes the employee look like a whiny bitch. I mean, what the fuck is their thought process before being hired? "I'm sure looking forward to becoming an entitled little bitch. Boy oh boy!"

To reiterate, I am always a polite and sensible customer when being waited on. My comments here only reflect the entitled waiters/waitresses, not ALL waiters/waitresses. People are quick to jump on the hurt-vagina bandwagon, and flail comments like "YOU DONT KNOW WHAT KINDA CRAP WE PUT UP WITH!" To which I redirect them to my own comment "everyone puts up with bullshit in one form or another, but we don't all expect tips".

Yeah........ a really really really really reeeaaaallly hate tipping, only because of the stigma that fuels it.

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That'll take less than a page, I'd imagine.
You were right. I got through a couple comments, and gave up.
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I almost had an anxiety attack when I went to Walmart to pick up a Site-to-Store item. Nobody was manning the counter, and on the wall was a sign that read: "Site-to-Store Coming Soon". I mean, my fucking thing was supposed to be HERE. How could it be "coming soon", if I was notified to pick it up here???? Luckily, an employee eventually saw and helped me.

I will add, however, that nothing has ever caused me to have an actual anxiety attack, except particular women I've been romantically involved with. The only cure, time and again, has been for me to be the one who initiates the break up. I've never been dumped

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On the topic of entitlement, I hate women who think men have to open doors for them, and/or kiss their ass for everything. And I don't just mean in relationships. I'm talking about strangers in average society too. I like shit being done for me too. I hate hearing the phrase "You're not supposed to hit a girl!" What the fuck happened to "You're not supposed to hit PEOPLE" ?

As you might imagine, I am a fan of Bill Burr.

I remember the first and only time a person actually said they wanted me to open the car door for them after we arrived at a restaurant. It was a girlfriend. I was genuinely offended, but opened the fucking door for her anyway. I hate Olive Garden now for that single reason, and will never set foot in one again, unless I'm forced against my will, or they're resistant to nuclear fallout.

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First time I went to a funeral, I was the only person who didn't know the chant, or whatever it's called. The prayer, the sermon, the voodoo chant. I was more creeped out by everyone mechanically reciting the same meaningless jumble of words, than by the open casket corpse of my teacher (who also had Tom Cruise as a pupil once upon a time).
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I hate people who constantly fluctuate between beliefs.

I'm sure this person exists somewhere, and there are likely thousands of them:
(all quotes are by the same character)

"Omg, it's so sad those people who died on 9/11."
"I'm pregnant at 13, so excited!"

(Wait, you were just mourning the deaths of strangers, and now you're irresponsibly creating a new human being.)

"I don't take myself seriously, lol!"
"I'm going to sue the bitch who sideswiped my car!"

(So you do take yourself seriously after all.)

"I live life to the fullest!"
"I went clubbing on Friday!"
--following week--
"I went clubbing on Friday!"
--following week--
"I went clubbing on Friday!"
--etc--

(Living life to the fullest huh?)

"I hate drama"
--someone asks what happened--
"I dunno, just drama! UGGH!"

(golf clap)
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I hate the phrase: "You like a person for their good traits, but you love them for their faults." I hate it because it's either vague, self-destructive, or a lie. If it carried truth, every person on the planet would love every other person.
It should really say: "You like a person for their good traits, but have a hard time getting along with them because of their faults."
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At a local clothing store the changing room doors have magnets not bolts.
What help are to magnets going to do?

Also when you are using the public toilets shut the door thats what there for.
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People who add to, and/or omit sounds from words.

"Understand" becomes "Unnershtan"
This.

Also, people who replace the "th" sound with "f", so Thursday becomes Fursday, think becomes fink, Anthony becomes Anfany, and so on. Especially when supposedly "educated" people keep doing it (I personally know 2 people who do it).

Annoys the hell outta me.
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This.

Also, people who replace the "th" sound with "f", so Thursday becomes Fursday, think becomes fink, Anthony becomes Anfany, and so on. Especially when supposedly "educated" people keep doing it (I personally know 2 people who do it).

Annoys the hell outta me.
so rappers must annoy the hell out of you with their names? I agree
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so rappers must annoy the hell out of you with their names? I agree
Fucking rap music! Death to all but Metal!
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Fucking rap music! Death to all but Metal!
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VA is Virginia? You're one of the culprits!
Yup, but I always though we (granted I grew up in PA so I'm hardly native) had more of a suthun draaawl, rather than the nasal business they have up north.

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When my wife cooks, she leaves all the ingredient containers/bottles all over the kitchen bench instead of simply reaching up and putting them back in the cabinet.
She also leaves vegetable peelings in the sink instead of putting them in the bin.
Like you and Rex, I totally hate this. When (the few times) I cook, everything is used and returned or disposed of AS I GO, and there is near zero mess when I get done. My wife, on the otherhand, will have stuff strewn about the kitchen, most of it within a 1-2 move from being in the trash or back where it belongs. And, of course, she's soooo tired when she gets done. Even though it usually takes me less than 5 minutes to clean it up, it drives me nuts. Worse is that the kids are doing it too. I am always telling them the throw away their trash, put their dishes in the sink or put their clothes/shoes away.
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I'm the only one who cleans anymore. Used to be I was the one who vacuumed, cleaned the bathrooms and took out the trash/recycling and kept my own shit tidy. We also do our own laundry, as she almost always fucks up something of mine of she washes it. She did the kitchen, bedding and dusting, and kept her shit clean.

We've both been so busy lately that stuff just piles up, and she's quit her end of the cleaning almost altogether.
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Also, people who replace the "th" sound with "f", so Thursday becomes Fursday, think becomes fink, Anthony becomes Anfany, and so on. Especially when supposedly "educated" people keep doing it (I personally know 2 people who do it).

Annoys the hell outta me.
Agreed!
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One time I was at the Orlando Airport bathroom, and another kid was in the urinal next to me. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him glancing over at my "area"

'twas annoying.
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No offense to yall, but...I HATE heavy metal, death metal, and most other metal music.

It's so annoying, they just scream and roar into the mic and it's really obnoxious.
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One time I was at the Orlando Airport bathroom, and another kid was in the urinal next to me. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him glancing over at my "area"

'twas annoying.
when they do that, you turn and say "see!" and pee on their shoe
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don't like people who say "prolly" or "pry" in place of "probably." Hear that! It has Three syllables, no less!!!
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when they do that, you turn and say "see!" and pee on their shoe
Great idea Ewok, I will definitely do that next time
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