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Unread 03-29-2012, 06:22 AM   #1
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Default Life's Minor Annoyances That Drive You NUTS?

Me?

When you pee in a urinal, and the angle causes piss to splash back at you or your pants.

When you have to press the buttons on the remote harder because the batteries are dying.

WeN pEePLe RitE LIk dIS.

When the shower curtain brushes up against you after you've washed.

Toilet paper put on the roll with next square on the bottom/underneath rather than on top.

Spicy food that is far from spicy, even after asking them to make it extra spicy.

Lady GaGa.
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Unread 03-29-2012, 08:46 AM   #2
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Unread 03-29-2012, 09:02 AM   #3
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Everything. I'm so grumpy this week, it escalated from last week when I'd worked all weekend and knew I was going to have to work the previous weekend, and I thought there was a light at the end of the tunnel for this weekend...

Until I found out that our project manager scheduled me to get files to our developer by Monday. In the UK. Which means Sunday afternoon/evening for me.

So my everyday annoyances?

• People whose laziness inconveniences others, and makes your job harder because they didn't do theirs.
• People who eat smelly foods on the train.
• Folks who leave streaks in the crapper. Flush twice, I don't want to stare at what looks like a chocolate rabbit scurried down the drain!
• People who don't do their jobs remotely well.
• Bums. People who don't work at all and expect a handout.
• People having long casual chats in public places on their cell phone.
• Cyclists not stopping at red lights. That shit is dangerous.

I can go on and on...
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Unread 03-29-2012, 09:10 AM   #4
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If I wrote even a half complete list here, the internet would implode.
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Women who wear pajamas and/or bedroom slippers outside the house. Mainly to stores. I want to backhand them.
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Unread 03-29-2012, 10:31 AM   #6
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People having long casual chats in public places on their cell phone.
I was in the bathroom at walmart yesterday, there was a guy on one of the shitters talking on his cell.


I hate it when the trash can is too far from the door in a public bathroom, or there is a blower instead of paper towels, forcing me to get creative in how I am going to open the door with anything but my bare hand.
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well, let's see....

-the current state of affair in Florida
-asking an employee at a store for something, anything, and they look at you like you're an idiot.
-people who pass you on the highway and get in front of you only to slow down as soon as they do
-wait staff who start talking to you as soon as you put food in your mouth, but no where to be found when you need something.
-walmart with their 20 check out lanes, only 2 open and they are filled with people who just did a month's worth of grocery shopping and you only have 2-3 things.
-pulling up to the gas pump, getting out and forgetting the tank is on the other side
-motherfucking little toys next to the bed in the morning when i get out of it and I step on them barefoot
-biting your lip while eating, then biting it again on the next bite.
-eating something that is awesome and on the last bite, dropping it on the floor
-Jehovah witnesses coming to my door while I am playing WoW in a raid and my daughter answering the damn thing
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I hate it when the trash can is too far from the door in a public bathroom, or there is a blower instead of paper towels, forcing me to get creative in how I am going to open the door with anything but my bare hand.
That's when the paper towel gets tossed on the floor. They finally figured it out at my work and placed trashcans at all the bathroom doors.

I hate when you forget to wipe fingerprints off of clear plastic before using superglue around it.
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Unread 03-29-2012, 11:38 AM   #9
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mosquitos

literally NOTHING i hate more

2nd is pi$$ing...it never fails, i always have to pee at the most inconveinent possible time

- for some reason my phone ALWAYS rings when i'm washing my hands...not only can i not answer it, but i can't silence it either...
- smelly people
- people in malls, or anywhere really who just stand right in the way talking in group forcing everyone else to go around them...or groups walking all slow and gangsta/Resevore Dogs style blocking a whole pathway...douches
- having to mow my lawn
- waking up early for work
- work

this could literally never end
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Unread 03-29-2012, 11:41 AM   #10
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2nd is pi$$ing...it never fails, i always have to pee at the most inconveinent possible time
It's all that prostate prodding you've gotten over the years.
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Having some asshole e-mail me after one of my e-bay auctions telling me he bid on my item while being distraught and not being able to afford it. Then turn around and hit ME with a negative feed back.

Twice !!!!!!!!

Jerks who speed up not to let you in after you use your indicator .

I usually go over anyway causing them to slam on their brake
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Unread 03-29-2012, 12:25 PM   #13
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not knowing what to eat...then you think of something that sounds SOOO good...come to find out you're missing one key ingredient...
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Unread 03-29-2012, 12:52 PM   #14
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driving on the interstate (look at any of the posts about driving and i agree)

public restroom etiquette (1)have a guy at work with his radio up so loud you can hear him while he is in the hall... he walks right into the stall without looking, (2) hate people who sit on the crapper and talk or text

Teenagers... Mostly males but both on occasions, especially around large stores/malls
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Unread 03-29-2012, 01:35 PM   #15
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I'm surprised at how many of you guys are listing things that are your own fault. When shit is my own fault is when it's easiest to deal with. I prefer bad shit happening to me if it's my fault. What pisses me off is when it's someone else's fault.
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Unread 03-29-2012, 01:40 PM   #16
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I hate people who walk in the middle of the aisle, or groups who walk in a wide line and plug up the aisle, people who don't hear loud creaking shopping carts coming right toward them, people who group up and stop to chat and plug up an aisle and who clearly see you trying to get into the aisle. Yeah, I get road rage on foot inside stores.

Another thing that irritates me are parents who are embarrassed by their screaming, crying babies/kids in stores. I don't mind kids making noise - it's a natural thing for them to do. I don't mind parents trying to control the situation - that's a natural thing for a parent to do. But when parents are visibly embarrassed and do all the wrong things in the middle of the store, that's when I get annoyed.
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Unread 03-29-2012, 01:46 PM   #17
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I hate legally mandated insurance, and taxes broken down into an endless array of categories. If the fucking government wants my money so badly, why don't they just take it as one big tax called TAX.
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I hate women who tell me they love me, but don't want to regard themselves as my significant other, and don't want me to have any female friends. (Okay, I only knew 1 chick who fit this description - when I stopped seeing her, I got rid of all the little gifts she gave me, except the Star Wars Lego set - that thing was too cool to give up )
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I hate people whose reaction to a cut is to suck on it. I do not understand it at all, and have never had that reaction, not even as a child.
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I don't hate this, but it does drive me nuts: People who add an "ee" sound just before every "a".
Examples:
Bank = Byank
Am = Yam
I'm at the bank = I'm eeyat the byank.

It's always white people who talk like this.

Also people who shorten "particularly" into "paticuly". I'm looking at you Boston.
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Unread 03-29-2012, 02:19 PM   #21
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I don't hate this, but it does drive me nuts: People who add an "ee" sound just before every "a".
Examples:
Bank = Byank
Am = Yam
I'm at the bank = I'm eeyat the byank.

It's always white people who talk like this.

Also people who shorten "particularly" into "paticuly". I'm looking at you Boston.
I believe you would need to be institutionalized if you lived in new england (Lon GuhIsland [yes, that's how it's pronounced] on up) or most of the midwest. There's some serious nasal dialect up that way.
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I believe you would need to be institutionalized if you lived in new england (Lon GuhIsland [yes, that's how it's pronounced] on up) or most of the midwest. There's some serious nasal dialect up that way.
VA is Virginia? You're one of the culprits!
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Old people at the buffet line.

Jeez make up your mind or step out of the way.
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Old people at the buffet line.

Jeez make up your mind or step out of the way.
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I know they have to eat, but people who bring those parapalegics to a restaurant that sits and drools all over themselves.
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