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Unread 07-06-2017, 10:33 PM   #1
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So we have gambling, open carry, open container, 70% public land (not necessarily a plus), no magazine limits, prostitution, a small tech boom, pro football team (kind of, was from Oakland....) and now recreational pot. Now if the state would just get rid of Clark county and go red........
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Who's the new guy???
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FNG!

I need to move there..
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Thwy just make anyine a red here. I answered a craigslist ad and boom. I thought NSA meant No Strings Attached.

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FNG!

I need to move there..
"You folk" have a state. Keep your sports teams and stay put! Actually, Reno is getting to be a techy area. We should open a comic ship there and sell repacks....... I mean ultra rare variants.
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Reno sounds tempting except for that whole tarantula migration thing.
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Reno sounds tempting except for that whole tarantula migration thing.
Um, WHAT?!!!
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Yeah, my grandma drove a school bus there eons ago and said once a year they would cover the entire road in the hills and you had to drive thru them.
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Oh.

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Unread 07-08-2017, 11:45 PM   #10
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My state is all red, and my county can't have prostitutes, gambling, booze, and pot. All we get is Obamacare, welfare, domestic violence, meth addicts, heroin compliments of Ohio fuckers passing that shit around (fuck you Ohio and fuck you too Indiana, you're both worse than Tennessee!) and getting pulled over by the police because they almost hit you and threatened to be ticketed if you act like a safe driver again (recent experience mind you). Being red has not helped us be more fun, just old bitter and poor (and racist! My black friend got cut off in traffic by an asshole in a truck who shouted "GET OUT NIGGER!" before flipping him the bird and driving off, now thanks to that asshole I can't ironically say Nigga while dropping mad rhymes by the Wu-Tang Clan anymore without reminding him of it and genuinely upsetting him). Meanwhile Lexington and Louisville are still filled with leftest SJW wannabe hippie assholes who think they're better than everyone. Kentucky is a hell hole, the Mos Eisley of Appalachia.

In other words the people of KY need to stop having such old tight rectums that are always clinched. You have to poop eventually!

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Yeah, my grandma drove a school bus there eons ago and said once a year they would cover the entire road in the hills and you had to drive thru them.
The sacrifices you make for freedom. 'Murica!
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The sacrifices you make for freedom. 'Murica!
I was talking about the spiders, not the spics.
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Reading it again as "they" and "them" as protesters.
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wait what spiders?!
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wait what spiders?!
The illegal migrating sort.



Protected by liberals of course.



Even if they invade your home.

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That's in Tulsa and they're headed south? There go any plans I had of moving to Texas someday...
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Ha! You can't harass them..



1. EXT. NATIONAL PARK - DAY

A MAN is walking along a hiking trail with his female companion. They see a large tarantula moving towards them very slowly.

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(Joking, flailing) She's coming right for us!

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You don't know if that tarantula identifies as a female. You just misgendered that spider. That's harassment. I'm calling the ranger.

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MONTAGE PLAYS OF HOW RIDICULOUS THINGS HAVE BECOME IN THIS DAY AND AGE.






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Unread 07-12-2017, 11:47 AM   #18
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*scratches head

Must be a Cali thing...
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Imagining cat calling a tarantula.

"OOOooo WEE! Look at all dem legs!

*whistles*

*follows down sidewalk*

"Ohhh dayum! Look at that thick black ass! You fine gurl!"

*circles while she continues to walk, ignoring the harassment*

"C'mon gurl. I see you look'n at me wit dem deep, beautiful eyes."


Seriously, though. If they are covering the road (protesting), can you not run them over? "Black spiders matter! Black spiders matter! Black spiders matter!"
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I think we should let the Left know they have a new target to protectst
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Unread 07-12-2017, 12:13 PM   #21
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Honestly, I wouldn't be at all surprised to see a small group out there doing just that already that has yet to catch media or George Soros attention.
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