This damn thing drove me to the point of writer’s block. I’m sure it’s caused divorces, natural disasters, and makes babies cry just at the merest sight of it. Now, I’ve never made any allusions to being completely unbiased. I like what I like, and I certainly make it pretty clear when I don’t like something. The Tread Ripper is — hurk. Oh, excuse me. I think I threw up a little in my mouth. So, as I was saying, the Tread Ripper is — hurrrk. Ahem. Let’s just move onto the review, shall we?
And get it over with quickly, yes we shall.