Batman vs Snake eyes, who'd win?

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Duh...

Unicron would win, but the Ewoks would defeat Unicron, so there ya go!
 

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Batman. Snake Eyes is Wolverine with none of the redeeming qualities and all the overexposure.
 

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I don't know guys, after that last Batman movie, where Bruce Wayne was nothing but a sniveling depressopussy, and there was barely any Batman, I think Snake Eyes has a good chance.
 

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Superman...fly Wolvie into sun...then go back to earth and f*@# Jean
Now there is a thread. Which is mightier, Superman's pecker or Phoenix's quim?

I'm going with Phoenix making a pegging-loving bitch out of the Kryptonian.
 

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MM didn't get any boon from the sun as far as I recall, and he didn't have any phobia of some faggoty green space rock, either. :D
 
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MMorelock66

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Same thing


Now Eddie. If I remember this correctly, the Hulk can't be killed that way. I remember seeing somewhere the Hulk being completely incinerated and being able to regenerate his whole body. I think due to the fact the more pissed off he is, the stronger he gets and the larger he gets. I say it would be one hell of a fight.
 

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Superman would win a fight with the Hulk because he's such a nice guy, Hulk couldn't stay angry.
 

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The problem is Matt, the Hulk can't fly...so Supes could even just fly him into deep space...there would be no gravity so nothing to jump off of either...can Hulk breath without oxygenated air?...
 

MMorelock66

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The problem is Matt, the Hulk can't fly...so Supes could even just fly him into deep space...there would be no gravity so nothing to jump off of either...can Hulk breath without oxygenated air?...


That's a good question. I just doubt Hulk would let him just carry him into space


Of course, I'm a Marvel fan boy, and I know you're a DC fan boy. So either way, we both lose.