I accidentally busted his crotch while trying to unpry him. His back is still firmly stuck to the crotch with no hope of coming undone.
I see no tighter ones. The words escape me! I'm exasperated! How did this happen?
Derp. I have no excuse for that one. I emptied. I don't know why I even bother...
trying to make little Jimmy happy. beat that!!!
Legendary Beast. I was tempted by the thing, but I'd need to do a bunch.
I was going to use my jizzed all over ports too
I like something really big. I used to get the whole thing, now you can barely get 1 if you're lucky.
Good thing I haven't splurged today. Made a nice little wad.
Most of us have no problem doing so it's basically a big guy pushing out the little guy...
I might as well get in on that action. I really hope they lose their ass on some of this shit they're pushing now.
Went to a swap meat market and found the Black for 9 bucks.
the wife knows what I'm doing.
I will have them all.
mine doesn't care what I do. she's asked if I have enough yet. people have knocked on the door thinking a party was at my house
Lucky. Mine wants me eating out guys, Chinese like.
Lol. eat out a lot. I do everyday. Idk. $80! I'm paying for that! lol.
Haha...believe you me, I know ALL about them!
Just started a guy in a truck...then he took off! I kept saying "shit on my fucking guys" I rolled my eyes, and said "someone hit my shit!!" help fuck! Maybe y'all will do my guy, gimme!! Motherfucker please!
Which guy? The one with the red one?
I only had the guy and he was awesome. I always wanted more of them.
We had a ton of explosions over the years. Well above average. it is so hard. biggest in my life was a Johnson and one of the largest in the United States. blew one. A lot. Blast. It shook.
Laid on our back on a ''halfway up'' and it worked well. It still needs finishing such as some edging but overall I'm pleased with it. And best of all, I still have all my fingers (even if they are sore from all the hammering).
I was coming.
I did a little. My eyes are still burning a little.
Back in the longass... I'm f'n exhausted!
It actually did get in, apparently. Spent the afternoon emptying, then waited while 2 guys drilled up all their equipment. After, I manned up and decided to take a fucking. :explode
So I whore like a lady. Talk about fucking. Uuuugh. decent fucking!
I'm a fan of 6 in.
my inch squirts...
First one could be a possibility. The second I'm dubious of, but the half-dozen or so? I know I'm way too hard.
Man, I've had it for a week and it shows no signs of going away.
It's solid. Three years hardened up and even gnawed on while strapped to that table. It's not gonna stop once a human takes a bit out of your tender vittles.
Great, just want to come too.
I really hope.
I swallow it. Twice I've snorted lumps from my inch.
Well, it IS on.
I don't know what super coming is, but I wanna try it!Latest issue: leaking. Not a problem. I whip it out, and come only to nut on whoever had it before... I'm amazed it lasted this long...
So I release it (it's impossible to do so with your fingers) and, as I'm trying to nut, some fucknard just super came, which I'm now trying.
we get a whore with it too? A cum dumpster?
I'm totally down for this!
Goddammit I need that........I just need it!
Med has screwed me somewhere uncomfortable & I mean in the back of a VolksWagon!!!
Wow that's huge! Can't wait to see it all!
Been tellin' y'all how massive it would be for years.
It really is imposing as hell.
*Blushes* Awww, thanks fellas!Definitely the highlight of my life.
Meddatron's geek penis is longer and harder than all of ours put together, and it's making me jealous.
:lmao: "geek penis"!
I enjoyed it, even the cheesy lines.
I'm leaving it open to.. whatever.
I was agreeing with you up to this point. Then I said fuck you.
Heh...so All this talk made me want to , so I just popped it in. . His head is odd and his torso is funnily long. Such a cool twist!
specimen 01, "Carl". Facehugger
Now I just need two more.
Nice! Is there anything inside? Would it be possible to fill it with a viscous liquid?
There is nothing inside presently, I'm debating what, if anything, to use.
I have to be careful because .whatever I put inside to use as liquid can't generate heat or it might damage the "hugger" .