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G.I.*EDDIE

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Probably a moot point. About the only thing likely to happen is feminists being pissed that no one wants to see their disgusting porn.
 

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I mean, certain porn is popular for a reason.. you see all kinds of weird stats in different states.. usually stuff that is more taboo is the most popular.. I guess it's just how we're wired. Doubt feminist porn is the top anywhere though.
 

G.I.*EDDIE

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Classes or assemblies or both dedicated to helping kids understand it and making kids comfortable with it all funded by tax payers. One job so it should be one pay check. That two brains are doing that one job shouldn't be the tax payers problem. Same can be said for the health care. It would be different if the class size doubled and they could separate and devote time to more students.
 

G.I.*EDDIE

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I mean, the only extra thing they have is a mouth. As far as I know, there is only one dude who could benefit from that.

Wow, that actually sounds like a match made in heaven. Wait, no. Two separate hot chicks sounds much better.
 

nacho

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Who controls the arms and legs? If one wants to go to the movies and the other wants to go to the mall, can one override the other? Are they ambidextrous, i.e. can they both write independently at the same time? Why to they both speak at the same time, like some kind of creepy stereo? So many questions...
 

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So in theory they could do two different jobs at once? Work from home, get two paychecks! None of this splitting crap! Two SS#s, two paychecks, but only one housing cost, one insurance plan, only one stomach to feed. Sounds like a sweet gig if your other half isn't an asshole.

I think if I controlled half of the limbs, the odds that I'd be going the same direction as the other half would not be good. At the very least, one would have to lead, like a dance partner, otherwise.... chaos.

Do all the nerve endings go to both brains? Do they both feel it if one of them smashes a hand? Do they take turns... doing the pleasure?! What if one is horny and the other isn't in the mood?! Can one get charged with assault for touching herself?!
 

G.I.*EDDIE

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I mean, you still only have two arms and two legs. You need them both to do one job typically. Lets say you're a cook. Or a nurse. Or anything. Try doing it with one hand.
 

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I remember those girls being introduced on Oprah waaaaaay back, it still boggles my mind that they exist.
 

G.I.*EDDIE

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They each control the hand on their respective halve. So they are slapping each other.

Imagine the coordination to drive, or walk or swim! :panic:
 

G.I.*EDDIE

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I don't know. All of my info is secondhand from my wife. I didn't actually suck it up and watch with her. :talktothehand:

She's sleeping or I'd ask if she could recall that.
 

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ThunderDan19

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Yep, you choose to tolerate encourage this kind of behavior, sooner or later you are gonna pay dearly for it.

BTW, use of the term PTSD for this kind of utter crap is demeaning to people who have actual trauma. Makes a person want to go full Patton on the delicate little flower...