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nacho

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There's a "get her off" joke in there somewhere, but I'm too lazy to assemble it.

Let's face it, the only reason you would be shaving that area in the car is if you're late for work at the strip club. And those gals are rarely rocket scientists.
 

G.I.*EDDIE

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Or late for a booty call or her job as a pro-whore. Based on the headshot alone, I'm amazed that she needs to worry about that area at all. Almost looks like a tranny.
 
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G.I.*EDDIE

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She(?) is actually arguing in favor of people being poisoned to create, in her(?) words, more mutant gay people. I've looked and haven't been able to determine if this is satire. I don't know what's crazier. This or the gay people that intentionally go out to get STDs.

 

ThunderDan19

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I wouldn't have expected them to be Tex-Mexicans in a Chevy Cruze of all things. I pictured good ol' boys in a Challenger.
 
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ThunderDan19

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Yeah, have you watched the video? Dude must have been really really high or something. He barely reacts to being burned alive.
 

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I was going to say it was angel dust since I’ve seen cops fill someone up with bullets while on it and they keep walking, but when is the last time anyone has heard of that stuff?
 

ThunderDan19

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It's crazy right now how a lot of the old drugs (and/or synthetic versions of them) are making a major comeback.
 

ThunderDan19

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Not sure, from the DEA stuff I've seen, it appears that heroine (or some variation) has been returning cyclically since the Opium Wars' time.
 

ThunderDan19

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Seems like there may have been some Human Centipede kind of inlet to outlet action happening there...

Ew...