Official Weird News Thread

[G.I.*EDDIE]

So they have the power to make whoever they'd like more intelligent?

 

[ThunderDan19]

Apes and zombies are metaphors. Haven't you heard?

 

[pcsguy88]

Apes and zombies are metaphors. Haven't you heard?

But apparently Monkeys are not. They start doing this to apes and I’m spending all my money on hookers and blow until I see Marky Mark ride by on a horse.

 

[ThunderDan19]

 

[NSA]

Speaking of, I finally saw "THE HAPPENING" the other week and.. it was okay. Not great but not horrible. Just very OK.

 

[pcsguy88]

Can we get these in the US?

 

[ThunderDan19]

 

[pcsguy88]

So that's what Sharon's she shed was.

 

[NSA]

What the actual fudge

 

[G.I.*EDDIE]

"goats and soda"

WHAT?!

 

[nacho]

I clicked the link fully prepared to read an article at The Onion... but nope...

 

[nacho]

It's old, but I still get a kick out of "Pubic Enemy".

 

[G.I.*EDDIE]

Maybe she thought being honest would get her off?

 

[nacho]

There's a "get her off" joke in there somewhere, but I'm too lazy to assemble it.

Let's face it, the only reason you would be shaving that area in the car is if you're late for work at the strip club. And those gals are rarely rocket scientists.

 

[G.I.*EDDIE]

Or late for a booty call or her job as a pro-whore. Based on the headshot alone, I'm amazed that she needs to worry about that area at all. Almost looks like a tranny.

 

[nacho]

shaving = tucking? Maybe...

 

[K-Tiger]

Or late for a booty call or her job as a pro-whore. Based on the headshot alone, I'm amazed that she needs to worry about that area at all. Almost looks like a tranny.

Never underestimate the thirsty male and his lack of standards.

 

[G.I.*EDDIE]

She(?) is actually arguing in favor of people being poisoned to create, in her(?) words, more mutant gay people. I've looked and haven't been able to determine if this is satire. I don't know what's crazier. This or the gay people that intentionally go out to get STDs.

 

[NSA]

Ugh.. anyone else do this? LOL

 

[G.I.*EDDIE]

I genuinely have no idea what they were saying. To be fair, I watched with closed captions.

 

[pcsguy88]

I hope that’s real. That he catches his shit in his hand.

 

[pcsguy88]

Yeehaw!!!!!

https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/24/us/louisiana-two-killed-trying-to-jump-car-over-bridge-opening/index.html

 

[ThunderDan19]

I wouldn't have expected them to be Tex-Mexicans in a Chevy Cruze of all things. I pictured good ol' boys in a Challenger.

 

[G.I.*EDDIE]

If there isn't some kind of video footage of this, shame!

 

[pcsguy88]

whoa.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7083457/Man-sets-fire-seen-engulfed-flames-near-White-House.html

 

[ThunderDan19]

Yeah, have you watched the video? Dude must have been really really high or something. He barely reacts to being burned alive.

 

[pcsguy88]

Yeah. He was on his feet way longer than I could have imagined.

 

[ThunderDan19]

Doesn't run or flail at all. So surreal.

 

[NSA]

Don't want to imagine the smell.

 

[pcsguy88]

Probably smells way better than you'd like to admit.

 

[NSA]

That's the problem!!

 

[G.I.*EDDIE]

I was certain that he had a stuntman fire suit with his resilience.
Also, he was SUPER smokey...

 

[G.I.*EDDIE]

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

 

[pcsguy88]

I was going to say it was angel dust since I’ve seen cops fill someone up with bullets while on it and they keep walking, but when is the last time anyone has heard of that stuff?

 

[ThunderDan19]

It's crazy right now how a lot of the old drugs (and/or synthetic versions of them) are making a major comeback.

 

[G.I.*EDDIE]

Wonder how much it has to do with the confiscation of the more popular 'modern' drugs.

 

[ThunderDan19]

Not sure, from the DEA stuff I've seen, it appears that heroine (or some variation) has been returning cyclically since the Opium Wars' time.

 

[pcsguy88]

I don't even know where PCP/Angel Dust comes from or how one would find it. Guessing it's kitchen cooked like LSD and you'd have to be close to the source.

 

[pcsguy88]

Marcia Cross Learned Her Anal Cancer Likely Caused by Same HPV Strain as Husband’s Throat Cancer
The actress hopes that by sharing her story, people will be less ‘ashamed’

https://people.com/health/marcia-cross-anal-cancer-likely-same-hpv-strain-as-husbands-throat-cancer/

I see what you did there Mr Cross.

 

[ThunderDan19]

Seems like there may have been some Human Centipede kind of inlet to outlet action happening there...

Ew...