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G.I.*EDDIE

gobbles a LOT of cock
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How eventful. Congrats!

Another member here got hitched but I'm not sure it's my place to say. Regardless, join me, friends, in wishing that mystery man, or woman :)lmao:) a congrats also. :D
 

gman5004

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Congrats, NSA. I believe you will have less figger (figure) time on your hands now. I think. I have no idea how this marriage shit works, other than Man + Woman = Kids, happy/unhappy Man and/or woman. Dammit, I really dont know how this works. Anyways, heres to a happy and healthy marriage. :proposetoast:
 

PROVOST

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I gots married :)


 

G.I.*EDDIE

gobbles a LOT of cock
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Annnnnnd this one.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTKHzjh1mUk[/ame]

One vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart. Way to work it through.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PEdGOVQaFI[/ame]
 
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lancelot

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I thought that the title was indicating that Rump got peed on by a transvestite. You really had my hopes up, but congrats anyway dude.
 

NSA

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I managed to severely sprain my ankle the day before the wedding (The Curse), playing GOLF of all things. I wasn't even that drunk! (And no, my feet are not usually that fat)



Managed to get a brace from CVS and doped myself up enough to walk down the isle an dance the night away. MAN I was in pain this last week, still hurts like hell and might head to the doctors now that I'm back.

Also shitty camera photo since we don't have actual pictures back. :trollface:

 

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ThunderDan19

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Sprains can look nasty. I had a really bad one that left all kinds of purple and even corpse green. I called it my dead foot for a couple weeks until it healed up.
 

G.I.*EDDIE

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They already had a kid so that chart is way outdated.

:lmao:

I think NOT having a kid is the best bet. The frequency at which we wham-bam has never changed in 17 years. I mean, yeah, the first few months of our relationship were typically rabbit-y, but otherwise, extremely consistent.
 

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Yup 2 kids, sex regularly, but you do have to remember to lock the door, or you may permanently damage one of them if they walk in on you LOL !!!
 

nacho

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Congratulations!... and condolences! ;)

Starting over sounds scary, TBH, but even worse is the thought that she'll be hitting the teen years when you're in your 50's!

BUT, until then, maybe she'll be a tomboy and appreciate all of dad's army men!
 

nacho

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And how the f#$% are you just 37? I thought all of us long-time members had crossed the 40-threshold...

I call fraud! You aren't even old enough to remember ARAH in it's prime! I've been deceived! All this time we've been led by a member of the Power Rangers generation! Ackkk!
 

NSA

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MU HA HA HA! I SHALL OUTLAST YOU ALL AND ERADICATE THE MEMORIES YOU HOLD DEAR!

Wait what?

I was born in 1980, and back then stuff hung around in stores for a while I guess, as I remember most of the 1982-1983 stuff, though I think most of the toys I had were from 1984 onward. I vividly recall getting a carded Baroness for a birthday or something.

Hell, I even had EcoWarriors GI JOES!

I was too old by the time the dumb GI JOE EXXXTREME or whatever came out though.

But yeah I can see being on the 'younger' side of the 'classic' fans.

(and thank you!)
 
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G.I.*EDDIE

gobbles a LOT of cock
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Congrats, NSA! I mean, you know, as much as a guy who doesn't want kids can offer a congrats. :pirate:

Starting over sounds scary, TBH, but even worse is the thought that she'll be hitting the teen years when you're in your 50's!

The wife has fallen off the fence onto the GIVE ME A CHILD! side, and the above reason is just one huge reason I resist. Fall off the fence now, when we're this old? :wtf: I don't want to be crotchety dad!

And how the f#$% are you just 37? I thought all of us long-time members had crossed the 40-threshold...

MR was a youngster also. So young that I was astounded that he was interested in JOE at all.