Pardon the Dust


"Big Guns"
The jury is still out on that one, I am still 50/50 that you're just an elaborate ruse by River Pirates to eventually plunder our booty.
Idk, it's been too long now. Never saw a pirate playing the long game that well. They're more the right-here, right-now types.

"Arrrgh, I'll talk them up on the interwebs for FIFTEEN YEARS, and THEN I'll make my move. They'll never see me get their Monkey Depot booty! Arrrrgh."


Well-known member
Oct 20, 2018
I used to buy Russian toy soldiers from a guy in St. Petersburg, awesome quality. The mail order brides are a no-go for me, my wife wouldn’t understand and I’m getting too old to train a new woman.