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wow well then at least my mom wasn't next to me when I opened that picture we seriously need a grossed out emoticon
 
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Here is how Cinderella ends....

Prince Charming finds Cinderella.

The carriage is back to a pumpkin
The horses are back to mice
& Prince Charming finds out the hard way Cinderella is back to being a dude.
Prince Charming is later busted on 2 counts of attempted Necrophilia. Turns out Sleeping Beauty & Snow White weren't quite dead yet.
 

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Here is how Cinderella ends....

Prince Charming finds Cinderella.

The carriage is back to a pumpkin
The horses are back to mice
& Prince Charming finds out the hard way Cinderella is back to being a dude.
Prince Charming is later busted on 2 counts of attempted Necrophilia. Turns out Sleeping Beauty & Snow White weren't quite dead yet.

Sleeping Beauty woke up and wondered why her ass hurt and why she felt like she had ridden a horse for 3 straight days.
 

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.....And here's the BIG stuff: Wonder Woman

It looks like JoBlo's scoopers doubled down on their Wonder Woman research, cause they had a ton to share about her in their report. For starters, they confirm that she will have a fair amount of screen time. Her part is no simple cameo, as Diana- which is how she will be introduced at first- will play a substantial role in the film. We'll see her as Diana. We'll see her as Wonder Woman. And she'll factor into the final battle- which will be against a currently unknown villain that is said to be under the control, or the influence, of Luthor.

As for her costume and weaponry, the site says that it's not going to be some sort of drastic reinvention. On the contrary, they describe the costume as a sleeker version of Wonder Woman's traditional garb.

"She’ll have a blue leather skirt, silver-armored cuffs that reach to her elbows, golden tiara (with a design of some sort in the center, possibly the red star) and a variation of the traditional-looking red top (no word on additional armor on it). - JoBlo"
Also, she'll have four different bits of artillery at her disposal. That would be a shield, sword, spear, and- of course- her lasso. They also note that she'll be wearing the shield on her back, similar to Batman v Superman's release date rival Captain America.
 

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True story: I wish I was in the class:

One day in high school sex education class, the teacher says that sperm is high in protein.
Girl raises her her & asks a question: "If its so high in protein why does it taste so salty?"
-Then she realized exactly what she just said.
 

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True story: I wish I was in the class:

One day in high school sex education class, the teacher says that sperm is high in protein.
Girl raises her her & asks a question: "If its so high in protein why does it taste so salty?"
-Then she realized exactly what she just said.

Sluts will always out themselves.