The Official Funny Things Thread!

ThunderDan19

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Yeah, don't mess with the Amish. They are building huge, world dominating mechs (of wood) on those barns...
 

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For my birthday my wife told me I could have anything that i wanted......

So i hired a blonde & a redhead both in tall leather boots & short black leather skirts. Paid them for a full night of services then requested that they "Don't hold back i want everything kinky, like stuff that would make Ewok hunter blush."

At my age, the wife will enjoy the life insurance $.
 

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I thought she had a great performance in Beautiful Girls when she was 12. Since then, she's gone down hill in the acting department.

I wonder, as part of her "master class", is there is a lesson on hating everything about the movies you star in that made you famous?
 

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I thought she had a great performance in Beautiful Girls when she was 12. Since then, she's gone down hill in the acting department.

I wonder, as part of her "master class", is there is a lesson on hating everything about the movies you star in that made you famous?
I thought she was also good in The Professional (also as a kid) and not terrible in V is for Vendetta, but yeah, not great since.

Isn’t it required for all “serious” actors to hate everything profitable and loved by the unwashed masses?