The Official Funny Things Thread!

[nacho]

After about five minutes, I wanted some Wilkins coffee...

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On another note...
In New Dr. Seuss Book, Cat In The Hat Gives Kids Puberty Blockers While Their Mother Isn’t Home

"I have some new drugs,"
said the cat in the hat.
"A lot of good drugs!
I'll inject them in you.
Your mother will not mind at all if I do."

 

[nacho]

Hahahahahahaha...

Progressive Utopia: Man Eats Pancakes With Ethnically Neutral Syrup And Generic, Non-Native-American-Related Butter While Watching Washington Football Team Play

"Man, (and womxn!), this is the life!" said Bxrnx before saying a quick prayer of lament to the Earth for robbing her of her bounty and sitting down to eat. As he dug in, his menstruating life partner read a children's book consisting entirely of the letter "X" to his agender offspring, as the family recently burned all their Dr. Seuss books. His older agender offspring sat in a nearby room playing with a gender-neutral potato head.

 

[NSA]

Is that satire anymore?

 

[nacho]

 

[pcsguy88]

Fun fact, I’m moving within a half mile of the Kansas river.

 

[nacho]

Fun fact, I’m moving within a half mile of the Kansas river.

Are you worried about...

 

[pcsguy88]

Are you worried about...

No, they sail the Missouri River 10 miles to the north of me. Guess that means I live in Babylon if I’m between the 2.

 

[NSA]

 

[NSA]

 

[nacho]

 

[Videoviper]

 

[nacho]

 

[nacho]

 

[ThunderDan19]

Lol, never look too closely. You’ll only be underwhelmed, especially with high def versions of stuff made long ago.

 

[Videoviper]

Transformers Shockwave was used in the movie aliens as a surgical equipment & I believe in ghost busters but I can’t find a good picture of it right now.

 

[bravo5]

 

[bravo5]

Found the scene from Aliens, no luck with Ghostbusters

 

[NSA]

My goodness some of those are crazy!

 

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[nacho]

 

[ThunderDan19]

BB's on fire today (and apparently so is Sesame Street ):

In New Sesame Street Episode, Elmo Joins Antifa And Torches Local Businesses

Brought to you by:U.S. - In a controversial new episode of Sesame Street, the puppets try to teach kids about social justice and inequality by having Elmo join Antifa and torch some local businesses.Clad in a black mask and a Che Guevara T-shirt, Elmo is recruited by the local Antifa chapter...

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Nike Factory Graciously Offers To House Unaccompanied Migrant Children

BEAVERTON, OR - Sneaker manufacturer Nike has graciously reached out to the Biden administration with an offer to house thousands of unaccompanied migrant children at their factories around the globe.'Nike is committed to being a good corporate citizen. We are proud to assist the Biden...

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Blockage Cleared, Ships Moving At Record Speed As Chick-Fil-A Workers Put In Charge Of Suez Canal

EGYPT - When massive shipping container vessel the Ever Given got stuck, authorities had no idea how they were going to free it and get traffic moving through the Suez Canal again. But then one of them had a great idea: he called a Chick-fil-A location in America to ask if they'd loan them a few...

babylonbee.com

 

[Videoviper]

Since this used to be a GI Joe site.

 

[nacho]

That's pretty funny. It follows the old comic almost panel for panel.

I know that was a ton of work too. Stop motion is brutal. He had good camera angles, creative sets and lighting, classic joe music. And choosing a vintage wordless plot avoided the pitfall of mediocre voice-acting. Lots to like here. However, the mix of ARAH and 25th figures was odd, and his camera wasn't able to focus on most of the upclose shots. He'd have been better off zooming out, focusing, and then zooming back in tight during post, as 99% of cameras take pics at vastly higher res than video anyway. There's lots of room to crop.

But those are nitpics. I have visions of doing my own Joe stop motion eventually. Haven't decided if I'm going old school 3.75", classified 6", mega-scale, or something hybrid depending on the scene/shot. (I know that sounds hypocritical since I just criticized him for using two different generations of 4" figures, but I wouldn't be mixing the two in the same shot.) But I'll probably wait until the kids have left for college and I have far too much time on my hands.

 

[ThunderDan19]

It was cute, but I think it was either done by kids or was some kind of an attempt at Robot Chicken level cheese. And, as Nacho pointed out, the use of new and old (and everything in between) figures was distracting, as was the use of duct tape for everything. I don't want to be overly critical though. It was fun for what it was, and a reasonably good tribute to the comic.

 

[Videoviper]

There is a making of video on the channel (I have not watched it.)

I have dream of getting back to stop motion.

Pruneface A Star Wars musical. (Think every song for Hamilton.)
Emporer's song You'll be back
It Must be nice to have Ackbar on your side.
"Dying is easy Pruneface Its livin that's hard!"


Welcome to the DS1, (Horror movie were everyone who sees Boo-17 dies.)
Endor: The story of why the Camo troops were not deployed (middle managers not approving the uniform change & the chaos that followed.) (We had 6 months to plan this! Why didn't we use bulldozers to make roads?)


Basically playing with toys but reflecting whatever adult things I have to do.

 

[pcsguy88]

LazyEyebrow is my favorite stop action guy.

 

[nacho]

"Blxck Pxxplx" hahahahahaha

 

[nacho]

BYRON, MN—Local husband Brendan Matthews called the Wife Supremacy Hotline early this morning to submit a complaint about his wife Cindy.

Matthews claimed that his wife, who he has suspected of wife supremacy for over a year now, was taking up about three-quarters of the bed, and had been doing so since the couple first laid down at 10 p.m.

“He told me his wife was laying on her back with her arms and legs spread out, kind of like she was making a snow angel,” a Wife Supremacy Hotline operator reported. “We knew right away that this was wife supremacy.”

Matthews had a few more complaints for the operator, so he just let it all out at four in the morning.

“I always knew she was a wife supremacist,” Matthews complained. “She’s always making me get the door for her; it’s always her that decides which pictures we hang up in ANY room in the house; and when we go on dates, guess who’s the driver? ME! Yup, because I’m just a poor little man who only knows how to drive a car and drill holes in the wall.”

"She is literally colonizing my existence," he said, breaking down in tears.

Woman Taking Up Three-Quarters Of Bed In Obvious Case Of Wife Supremacy

 

[nacho]

The Bee is on fire this week...

 

[Videoviper]

 

[Videoviper]

Alt scene from Jedi.

 

[Videoviper]

 

[Videoviper]

No idea they did this in animation.
The Far Side

 

[nacho]

Holy smokes, I've never seen that. It's just.... bizarre!

 

[Videoviper]

 

[ThunderDan19]

This Brit went viral for listing what he thinks all 50 U.S. states are famous for (without Googling) and it's actually pretty funny

Take it away, cheeky British person:

notthebee.com

 

[nacho]

I would criticize his critiques, but then again, outside of London and Stonehenge, I can't name a single place or remarkable thing about his entire country.

 

[Videoviper]

 

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[nacho]