Things you do, that are NOT manly


gobbles a LOT of cock
Mar 14, 2011
S.E. Mich :(
one of my fave comedians was talking about being afraid to things that might seem unmanly around his friends for fear of getting made fun of...

-eat a banana
-use an unbrella

...then Rex admited that he "squealed" when he got a package (though i think he meant "package") and it got me thinking...what are some things that i do, that, even though smart, or comfortable, or relaxing, might be considered "unmanly"...

- put on chapstick...everytime i do this, it just feels totally gay, but its so necessary sometimes...i HATE dry cracked lips

- jump over puddles...i don't want wet feet, but for some reason, i picture me jumping over the puddles looking more like prancing than smart...

what about you guys?...ever feel this way?


Snow Bunny
Apr 7, 2011
Actually I had to use a Poulan chainsaw once.. felt like I was going to break that piece of shit. That was a pretty un-manly experience, that and it was pink and lime green. Ugh. I'm usually a stihl or husky guy


Molon Labe!
Mar 15, 2011
Hmm, unmanly stuff.

I was once in a bar where these two assholes were about to start punching each other, and several other guys wanted in on the fight. However, I didn't know any of the guys, sooooooooooo.... I grabbed my girlfriend by her arm and got her out of the area.

It probably would have been manlier to punch it out among the idiots, but then again, I didn't want to get arrested for fighting in a bar.


Snow Bunny
Apr 7, 2011
i saw a guy at work today who gives off the gangsta tough guy vibe, put on just looked so girlie...
this coming from Mr. Chapstick...


But then it prbably reminded Eddie of his childhood

"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."
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A Waste of Space!!!!
Aug 2, 2011
Biggest dump on earth
Monkeywrench, you are a man of truly sophisticated taste! I myself am so fully f*cked up would watch Nazi porn with Eva Braun and Hitler's dog going at it. But's that's just me. I am very complex. When taking a dump; I often read Hawthorne, Darwin, Sun Tzu, and other great litteary minds. When dating women; one with a pulse is sufficient. I have paper grocery bags so i can cover their faces. As for girth i have rigged a forklift type suspension system over my bed so they can't smother me or break by bed. As for the most unmanly thing that happened. Having Chrohn's disease is when you intenstines have ulcers. I got it in 1988 when i was 18. Your immune system goes haywire because your white bloodcells attack healthly organs like the kidneys and gall bladder. I have seizures,gallstones, kidney stones, tremors and have had blood clots and I am on coummadin. Chrohn's makes you go to the bathroom alot. Sometimes you don't always make it. So the most unmanly thing to me was not being able to join the military AND SERVE THIS NATION AND CONTRIBUTE AND HELP FELLOW SOLDIERS DURING THESE LAST 10 YEARS BECAUSE OF THIS CRAP!!!!!!!

Wild weasel

needs killer whale parts!
Jun 9, 2011
I always have to be color coordinated when I wear something. It's definately a pet peeve of mine.

I'm also pretty sure a 1000 figure action figure collection isn't on the manly list

I don't use umbrella's, wear chapstick or jump over puddles though so I can't be doing too bad
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Replicator of Toys
Officer Club
Mar 15, 2011
New Orleans
Well I need to come clean.

Many many years ago when I liked to kill things I went dove hunting.
I was walking in this field with grass up to my knees.
I walked into a bunch of doves who spooked and took flight all at the same time.
They flew up all at once and spooked me.
That made me jump and I let out a scream like a girl while dropping my shot gun.
Luckily none of my buds were able to see me.

Big game hunter. That is me.:thumbsup:


May 6, 2011
Play with action figures! hahah

I too use chapstick, an umbrella (but I think it's classy as f**K), I also like having tea (there's this tea shop here I like going to), using lotions and other facial cleansers. Sing along to musicals, lady gaga, and other music I've been questioned on.

I care about style and how I dress. I actually spend more money on clothes/shoes than I do on figures.