Excerpt from SNAKE-SITREP: NAVY/NBVC POINT MUGU
DATE REQUESTED: 04 MAY 2013
Enemy Combatant Alias: Cobra Commander
Date: 03 MAY 2013
Local Time: 14:28
Location: 17.1 miles N/NE of NBVC POINT MUGU
Naval Base Ventura County: "... and like I was saying, we got him sir."
Joint Special Operations Command: "Are you sure?"
NBVC: "Yes, we positively ID'd him against the photos from the ADF we got last year."
JSOC: "Good work, observe and report, we want to find out if..."
NBVC: "Uh oh, I think the target may have spotted us."
JSOC: "What's happening Mugu? Do you still have eyes on the target?"
NBVC: "Yes sir, the UAV's GPS is... acting strange. Target is reentering vehicle, requesting permission to go weapons hot."
JSOC: "Shit. That's a residential neighborhood. I'm gonna get shitcanned for this, but permission granted."
NBVC: "He's got a fucking stinger! Weapon systems armed! Sending the fire code..."
JSOC: "... and? Do we have a confirmed kill Mugu?"
NBVC: "Negative. The drone... the drone has been destroyed sir. No systems responding. Allocating additional resources, but they will not be on station for 20 minutes."
JSOC: God damn it. That is one slippery motherfucker. He pops up all around the globe, disappears for months at a time, and then seems like he expects us to notice him. Did you get any intel on what he was doing?"
NBVC: He looked like... he looked like he was collecting ashes from the recent Springs Fire. Do you think they're related?"
JSOC: Nothing is coincidence. Get the 9th out there to see what they can figure out, I don't think this is the last we've seen of this guy."
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Date: 04 MAY 2013
Local Time: UNKNOWN
Location: UNKNOWN
Unknown: Yesss.. that worked out
marvelousssly. The long wait
wasss worth it.
Unknown: Sssome people are not content
jussst WATCHING the world burn, I prefer to do it
myssself!
[ED. NOTE: I have more than 3 pictures so I officially disqualify myself from any prizes! I figured with the long delay I might as well do something more in depth. Sorry for the delay! Where will his travels take him next?]