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So this one is right up Eddie's alley. :rainbow:

A bit of background is necessary. Quite a number of years back I became familiarized with perhaps the most homoerotic video ever to crop out of the late '70s, The Skatt Brosthers' Life at the Outpost. Label mates of the mostly homosexual Village People the Bros. were touted as the straight, Canadian version of the VP.

Yeah, right.

Anyhoo, the video was full of male models prancing around in what had to be a parody of the hypermasculine urban cowboy fad that was going on in the late '70s-early '80s. Tight jeans, hairy chests and pornstaches abound.

Well, almost immediately it occured to me that a joke custom figure HAD to be made. My initial thought was a LBC, painless-paintless custom would be the way to go. The o-ring Corps! line was just what I needed. Bare, barrel chests and arms? Check! Head with cowboy hat AND pornstache? Check! Denim-clad legs and waist piece? CHECK!

Alas the parts never materialized, so to the back of my addled mind the idea went.

Not terribly long ago I purchased Absorbing Man. Initially I was dissapoint, as I usually am with MU figures, but then an old idea returned to me.

Ridiculous physique? Check. Wild Bill feet and hat in the parts bags? Check? Could it be done?

You tell me? I present for your perusal, for lack of a better name, The Cockcaine Cowboy










It was really only a matter of paint work and some light peg mods. I'm surprised I managed the 'stache, and I wish I could have sculpted him a terrible '70s hair cut, but one does what one can. Finished him off with a stylish bandana.

Video absurdity here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INXeMLbp6Tw
 

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What the hell happened to this boards sense of humor? This is comic figure GOLD!
 

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Hell man that's just the stock head with a Sculpey 'stache. I probably would, still could, I reckon, use a different head if I had one.

Nothing I have on hand fits, though. Too small.

I may work him into the Joeverse. Maybe he can be Cracked Bone's partner-in-crime.
 

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I could.

Speaking of Spirit, I need to cut off his hands and get him some of those high-speed new ones.
 

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Yeah, Cracked Bone.

Oooh:



I need to go get another Kimbo Slice figure. Along with CB I could start a whole line of weird west customs.
 

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Yeah, he'd need to go on a Joe lower torso. Shouldn't be too tough to meld them together.


But he has a sombrero!
 

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I really got to get Kimbo onto a set of Joe legs.
 

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That's why I did it. Need to get a set of good setail brushes and thing about redoing his manly body fur.
 

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fuckn funny dude, well done. Im doin a scale western dio and this guy would fit right in haha
 

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Didn't one of the Marvel Gambits come with one.

Better yet maybe one of the Sgt. Savage I.R.O.N Stormtroopers?
 

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Yes, there was a Gambit figure that had a trench coat but you'd have to use the arms unless you wanted to have bare arms. Plus I'm not sure the coat portion would fit over your cowboys beefy frame.
 

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Yes, there was a Gambit figure that had a trench coat but you'd have to use the arms unless you wanted to have bare arms. Plus I'm not sure the coat portion would fit over your cowboys beefy frame.

That's why I'm thinking the Stormtrooper's mantel would be the way to go. The Arctic one's is white so it can be dyed.

Of course that'd be something for a serious cowboy custom.