Hazard Viper vs Techno Viper (half-assed review)

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I typically don't army build, I will squad build every once in a while with Cobra troopers or close quarters oriented vipers such as Alley vipers or Shock troopers or whatever. But then there are some vipers that I really only need one of because they're such a specialist in a highly technical field such as biology or engineering and will probably answer directly to someone like Cobra Commander himself, or Destro, as oppose to an officer relaying orders to them. The Hazard and Techno Viper are perfect examples of that.

I finally opened them up today after finding dome shelf space for them, and I have to say, the Hazard Viper is a little over rated. With all the hype and good things that alot of people have said about the figure coupled with the great visual aesthetic and idea behind the figure, I began having high expectations for the quality of the figure. That's not to say that it sucks, it's a pretty good figure, but there are a couple things that urk me about it. Predominantly the hands, the left hand is sculpted in a crooked manner, disallowing it to hold the brief case he comes with at all and the right hand is barely able to hold it. There are no holsters for his two 9mm pistols, which are important if he needs to defend himself against potential attackers. I have no idea what the third pistol is and the card doesn't explain it very well, I assume it either sprays or injects people with either compound Z or a potential antidote. Furthermore is the water gun toy that he comes with that once belonged to the infamous Arctic Destro. The inclusion and idea behind that weapon/accessory makes since, and I find it to be a nice throw back to the early 90's G.I. Joe figures like the Eco force dudes that often had silly water cannons/guns, but the execution is poor. It's difficult to get the weapons in his hands because the hands are silly, disallowing him to hold both the signature weapon and the brief case, the two most distinctive and important accessories that support the figures concept. The clear tubing is also ridiculous, as it is often wildly shooting up into the air from the back pack and suddenly bends back down toward the gun, disallowing it too look like gravity effects it. Lastly, this figure was a great chance to retool the backpack to allow the water gun to attach to the side of it, allowing the Hazard viper to hold his other accessories. Ultimately the left hand knocks the guy out of any perfect rating in my mind therefore limiting what kind of poses and scenes that can be depicted with the figure therefore leaving me to feel that he's a little over rated.

The techno Viper on the other hand is perfect. Like the Hazard Viper all of his accessories make since for his specialty but he can hold all of the accessories he comes with in both hands and have all of his accessories on his being at the same time. All of his tools attach to the back of his back pack, and the tube he comes with can attach to your choice of two pegs on the backpack allowing it to lead to an accessory in either hand easily, unlike the Hazard Viper which only allows the gun to be held in the right hand. The tubing also appears to be affected by gravity and goes down from the backpack and then bends back up into whatever accessory he is equipped with. His aesthetic is a nice throw back to the original Techno-viper, but doesn't become too corny because the figure has a dark shade of purple making his design not so unrealistic making him appeal alot more with older fans. I'm most impressed by the fact that his vest doesn't hinder the range of motion his arms of capable of, unlike action figures like Low-Light. This means you can easily have him holding an assault rifle with both hands is the situation calls for it.
 

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Still haven't gotten round to ordering a Hazard Viper. Must do so.


I want a small group of Techno-Vipers, they can form a Union and have too many coffee breaks in the rec room (slackers). Lovely figure though.
 

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I want a small group of Techno-Vipers, they can form a Union and have too many coffee breaks in the rec room (slackers). Lovely figure though.

Oh man, I need to go dig out my lego "coffee" cups. This is how my Techno's will be displayed from now!
 

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Eh, the HV water gun went into the parts bag never to be used. The only accessories that are vital to HVs are the Compound Z canisters and case. The hands do suck though.



Maybe ya just have to have more vision to appreciate them, and the right 3rd party accessories.


I don't have a Techno Viper, but I can't see any use for them other than trade fodder.
 

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Eh, the HV water gun went into the parts bag never to be used. The only accessories that are vital to HVs are the Compound Z canisters and case. The hands do suck though.



Maybe ya just have to have more vision to appreciate them, and the right 3rd party accessories.


I don't have a Techno Viper, but I can't see any use for them other than trade fodder.

you could always take the Techno Vipers hands, repaint them silver, and replace the hazard vipers hands. For the most part I imagine the Techno Vipers as being Combat Engineers who work on vehicles and fortifications and shit. Both of the figures do have that sort of perplexing question on whether they should actually be seen in combat or just hanging around specific bases like Terror Domes or something in my mind.
 

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Hazards definitely aren't troopers. I don't think non-combat troops should even have Viper in the nomenclature. Viper to me denotes heavy infantry or highly elite combat units.


Techno-Viper's job is handled by blue shirts. Like the army they all get basic infantry training, then specialized training in any number of fields. Their file cards read essentially like the maintanence battalion of a armored or mechanized regiment, with some blurb about being engineers (bridge building is what it said) thrown in as well.

I guess I've just decided to cut down on unneccessary and extraneous Viperr subtypes.
 

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Suppose the Techno-Vipers could be specialized third or fourth tier repair men. The regular blue shirts would be first or second tier guys- the operators and the trouble-shooters. Either way, I doubt you would see the TV's on the battlefield. They would be in an AC controlled tent.
 

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Hell, a lot of the maintanence these days is done by civilian contractors. If anything that's what a T-V would be. They'd maintain the computer log books on Mambas or the fire controll software on the H.I.S.S.es.

Maybe I'm just opposed to the stupid backpack and purple '80s uniform.
 

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Hell, a lot of the maintanence these days is done by civilian contractors. If anything that's what a T-V would be. They'd maintain the computer log books on Mambas or the fire controll software on the H.I.S.S.es.

Maybe I'm just opposed to the stupid backpack and purple '80s uniform.

Very true.

I like the backpack, minus the... gun? gas sprayer? lube applicator? It's fairly functional. The uniform is ridiculous though. What's this guy working on? A nuclear reactor? INSIDE the reactor? No need for the suit.
 

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I don't see a use for ANY of the T-V tools. Need to find him a roll-around tool chest.
 

Midget

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That would be better.

One of us needs to make a fat Gobment contractor stand-in. He needs to have chain-smoking-coffee-drinking "what's a gym" action features.
 

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That would be better.

One of us needs to make a fat Gobment contractor stand-in. He needs to have chain-smoking-coffee-drinking "what's a gym" action features.

Ha, Chap Mei makes the perfect torso for this.

As a Gobment contractor, I resemble this remark!

My old man is one, too. He put in his 20+ first, though.
 

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fogger- you don't chain smoke or drink coffee

KT- your dad earned it


anyone else want to whine about somethin'? :D
 

K-Tiger

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Crystal Ball: He isn't fruity enough.


What do you have to say aboot that!?
 

Midget

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I conceed your point, however:

If you're going to go fruity with him, why didn't they go all the way? I mean, brown and black.... not fey enough!

*Sigh* he must have been a peg warmer back in the day, because I remember getting like triples of him. God I hated that figure.
 

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I conceed your point, however:

If you're going to go fruity with him, why didn't they go all the way? I mean, brown and black.... not fey enough!

*Sigh* he must have been a peg warmer back in the day, because I remember getting like triples of him. God I hated that figure.

Vincent Price deserved better.
 

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Very true.

I like the backpack, minus the... gun? gas sprayer? lube applicator? It's fairly functional. The uniform is ridiculous though. What's this guy working on? A nuclear reactor? INSIDE the reactor? No need for the suit.

that rifle-ish thing he comes with is to my understanding some kind of lazer wielder thing, which is useful if he needs to patch the armor on any damaged vehicles, such as a hiss that has miraculously survived a beating from a Bradley or something. It would also explain why he needed to wear a cylon helmet. I think the only reason he's wearing dark purple is the same reason Sci-Fi has neon green and Lifeline is wearing ALL bright red and white. Hasbro is just appealing to the old fags of the G.I. Joe fandom. Realistically his outfit should probably be the same color as a regular trooper, or a volcano viper if he's doing some serious work. I don't really mind the purple though. I'm just glad he has decent pose-ability and articulation at this point. After all it's not like Hasbro has got around to updating those early 90's characters like the H.E.A.T Viper and Ice Cream Soldier just yet. Just think, all that neon. 35th anniversary here we come!