CG: Bradford Bates v King Rex
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Bradford Bates:
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Meet Bradford Bates. He is a turned crazy revolutionary that has been an integral part of the Springfield uprising. After Obama won the second election, Springfield started to go house to house and take guns. This was not taken well and everyone took arms to fight back with what they could find.
The Springfield police could not handle the masses and soon riots took over the city. Bradford would walk around with an axe and cut right through a helmet. Word on the street is in order to get the gear he has now he cut each limb off of the officer that he got it from. While looting, he broke in to the Castle Destro museum and stole one of his ancestors helmets and now uses it to instill fear in his enemies. It works. His sawed off shot gun is a last resort in case he gets the axe stuck in a victim.
Before going into battle, Bradford has a ritual. He fucks a one legged whore and pops some barbiturates. Not the healthiest of routines but no law enforcement will go near him.
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Bio:
Meet Bradford Bates. He is a turned crazy revolutionary that has been an integral part of the Springfield uprising. After Obama won the second election, Springfield started to go house to house and take guns. This was not taken well and everyone took arms to fight back with what they could find.
The Springfield police could not handle the masses and soon riots took over the city. Bradford would walk around with an axe and cut right through a helmet. Word on the street is in order to get the gear he has now he cut each limb off of the officer that he got it from. While looting, he broke in to the Castle Destro museum and stole one of his ancestors helmets and now uses it to instill fear in his enemies. It works. His sawed off shot gun is a last resort in case he gets the axe stuck in a victim.
Before going into battle, Bradford has a ritual. He fucks a one legged whore and pops some barbiturates. Not the healthiest of routines but no law enforcement will go near him.
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King Rex:
Bio:
King Rex was born of a savage world......a world of constant battle.....a world of magic and super science. Breed to bring death to all who oppose him, Rex is the ultimate fighting machine.
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King Rex was born of a savage world......a world of constant battle.....a world of magic and super science. Breed to bring death to all who oppose him, Rex is the ultimate fighting machine.
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At first I thought he was the "vehicle", and that DW was cheating, but I realized that the human was his accessory, not the "pilot".
Gotta go with the Rex on this one.
Gotta go with the Rex on this one.
I think King Rex has the advantage, but I think Bradford would have some surprising underdog move that would give him the upper hand. With all the drugs and STDs, I'm sure his mind works well outside the box. 
Yeah, I wanted to make a faction of intelligent dinosaurs in a sci-fi setting for a while. King Rex is the first of a few of the major characters. I was thinking of merging them with Tanksters desolation world, but this may need it's own setting. Each dinosaur race will have it's own group of retainers that act as militia support, builders, servants, caretakers, etc. for the dinosaurs. Major dinosaur characters will have a lair where they govern all in their domain from. When the dino's are called to battle, the demi-human wards go in as support and cannon fodder. The fight is not just limited to one planet as the battle for resources span the galaxy. It is pure over the top sci-fi pulp fiction.
Since Bates is amped up on battle enhancing drugs, King Rex chomps down a few crackhead junkies and a one legged meth whore to even things out.
No.
I detailed it in one of the threads around here but the opening match gets it's own day. Then half the bracket will go up Monday and the other half next monday.
Remember, Bates is a revolutionary. Voting for him is voting for freedom. Freedom with an axe and an itch....
To whom it may concern,
I think rex eats bates but contracts several stds from him by consuming his blood...rex dies within the hour...by clawing himself to death...you know b/c he got bates crabs. Stupid dinosaurs, a simple antibiotic would have sufficed. Both are dead and out of the tourney.
Sylvester Stallone
I think rex eats bates but contracts several stds from him by consuming his blood...rex dies within the hour...by clawing himself to death...you know b/c he got bates crabs. Stupid dinosaurs, a simple antibiotic would have sufficed. Both are dead and out of the tourney.
Sylvester Stallone
Sadly, long ago in our history we did have to destroy a rebel colony via meteorite launcher. The insurgents were wiped out, but the planet is now infested with primitive hairless apes I hear. Who would have guessed a child's pack of derpy land monkeys would grow to take over the abandoned planet? We no longer "hurl big rocks through space". In the constant battle for the galaxy since then we have perfected real weapons of war.
Baxter is holding strong against the mythical dino. If you all are smart you will not let BB win because he will take the tourney hands down! Fear is what has you vote against him.
