On a sunny day on Cobra Island:
Tele Viper 1522: "Sir, I am picking up something on security camera 13, the one at the southeast beach. The guy looks like a hobo wearing a widow's dress."
Crimson Guard Commander: "So what operator? Just activate the automatic mini guns and let me finish my Bud-Light in peace."
Tele Viper 1522: "But sir, the guy, ... well I think is a guy, is screaming he wants to fight Emperor Overlord in some crazy contest to see who is the best warrior ... says he comes from ... a long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... and that he won't leave until our great Overlord faces him face to face... I already tried the mini guns .. but the guy really has some hocus-pocus and moved the barrels away from him.
Crimson Guard Commander: "Really? What a character ... "
Tele Viper 1522: "Sir ... ?"
Crimson Guard Commander: "What ??? I am thinking ... "
Tele Viper 1522: "Sir, should't you call our Magnificient Supreme Ruler?"
Crimson Guard Commander: "Are you freaking kidding me,operator? Whatarestupid??!! Do you want to see me headless maggot!"
Tele Viper 1522: "Wouldn't mind .."
Crimson Guard Commander: "Let's see ... use the speakers and tell our nice hobo that Overlord is honored by his challenge and will meet him in the beach in 35 minutes, ask him to kindly wait because this is the time Overlord needs to ready his armor and weapons! Do it now."
...
Tele Viper 1522: "Sir?"
Crimson Guard Commander: "Yes"
Tele Viper 1522: "Black hobo said thank you and is now siting in meditating position ... he looks peaceful really."
Crimson Guard Commander: "Good, goood! Give me his exact GPS position, keep an eye on him and wait for further contact."
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Crimson Guard Commander: "This is CG-001, authorization code TAGM5651!"
Tele Viper 337: "TV-337, southeast Maggot column, how may I help you sir!"
Crimson Guard Commander: "Prepare a full column volley in about 10 minutes in the coordinates I just relayed to you. As soon as you see or hear a Night Raven approaching the southeast beach, you must commence firing."
Tele Viper 337: "Roger that, sir!
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Crimson Guard Commander: "This is CG-001, authorization code TZRM5123!"
Strato Viper 51: "SV-51 on air patrol duty, Night Raven-71, proceed!"
Crimson Guard Commander: "Prepare to bomb these coordinates 10 minutes form now, don't be shy, you can level that piece of land, it is just sand and palm trees."
Strato Viper 51: "Roger, reading weapons systems."
... 10 and half minutes later ...
Tele Viper 1522: "SIR !!!!!? Did you just bombed dark hobo!"
Crimson Guard Commander: "Oh ... did I?"
Tele Viper 1522: "Yes you did ... that's .. that's ... not cool, sir!"
Crimson Guard Commander: "Yeah? ... bite your own forehead. Can you confirm the kill?"
Tele Viper 1522: " ... yes.. sniff ... he barely survived the MAGGOTS first round ... but he had already fall when the Night Raven made his run ... "
Crimson Guard Commander: "Good, goooood ... just send a message to Overlord saying we just stopped a GI-Joe scout team. Over and out."