G.I. Joe Classified Series (1:12)

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Duke is the only ”must have” here, though I don’t think I’ll be PO’ing even him. Iceberg looks better than expected, but I can wait for a while to see if he discounts. Toxo-Viper is meh. I might pick him up at a discount down the road. Not at all impressed with the other two, and doubt I’d want the new gurl one for half price and wouldn’t want new cyborg boy if he was free.

Really hoping for a Lara Croft render tomorrow since she’s the only thing on my radar that I intend to PO. Also hoping maybe they tease a Thunder Machine yet for this year.
 
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Synapse is a hard pass unless he appears in the comics very soon and does something really villainously compelling. I'm not seeing anything on the surface that would warrant a $30 purchase.

Armada... she's kinda in the same boat. I haven't seen her in the fiction in nearly 25 years, and even then, she was a footnote. But I think her body sculpt is pretty unique, even if it takes base cues from Baroness. And her face sculpt is arguably one of the best, if not THE best, female head hasbro has done in this line. I'll probably get one for the studio.

I'm likely going to pass on Rock-n-Roll... er... "rugged" Duke. Nothing about him is better than the retro, and he doesn't even look like the EU version. I think he's a swing-and-a-miss. He'll sell ok because "Duke", but by any other name, he'd be discounted pretty quickly.

Iceberg... he looks good, and he's a classic from '86. I will definitely PO a couple.

TV... I never had the original, but he feels like the Cobra counter to Airtight, so I'll likely get one or two. It occurred to me that I could use the original purple Molerats as the troopers and the Toxo's as the "officer" level hazardous specialists. They can send the molerats in to do the extra-dirty work... because expendable.
 
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Yeah, I have no point of reference for Armada and her outfit to me looks backward to me. Normally you'd want to armor up the torso (where all the vitals are) and leave the arms and legs mobile. Pretty face or not, she seems to have misread the instructions. And the red gloves... that's a fashion choice... along with the battlefield cleavage. She's definitely bringing sexy back! :LOL:

I was looking to see if maybe I could salvage an interesting character from her and Jody Shooter parts, but I don't think the high tops really work for her, and, even swapping out the silver arms and legs, the silver shoes are still a bit much, so that seems like a dead end.

I could maybe swap out her arms and legs with that of SE movie Baroness, but I would have to go all the way to the shoulder joints (not really digging the rolled up sleeves - also an odd choice - even on the current version). That's pretty tedious though and I wouldn't consider myself confident with the removal and replacement of complete arms. But the result seems like it would be a serious toned-down improvement, if actually reducing her "battle readiness." Her role would have to be much more espionage than battlefield lieutenant, but then what do I end up with when I'm done, ethnic Baroness?

I do need IG though, and in my guestimation it looks like that alteration might make her something of an infiltrator. Need to lose the shoulder things too, whatever those are. Maybe I'll take the plunge and go for it when she goes on closeout, like all the CS girls eventually do, particularly obscure ones. 😉

As for Duke, to me this is the manned up, modernized version, less an under-armored (pardon the pun) pretty boy and more of a gritty, battle-ready Sergeant. This one definitely gives hybrid SF/Spook QRF. He will be displacing my previous "ultimate" and will inherit anything he still needs (helmet comes to mind) from him. I'm thinking he's gonna lose the light machine gun and inherit a more mobile assault rifle as well. Hit fast, hit hard!

Even after a couple more looks, IB and TV remain down my "buy them when they go on discount" list (pretty sure I got those two late in their run back in the day too), while Synapse still looks like a reject from a Mad Max flick. No thanks.
 
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Did you ever get your Vala tactical gear tin set?

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Still not crazy about the "service charge," but I finally made my order. Even with that and the not free shipping, it's still a heck of a deal for a habitual modernizer such as myself, particularly with today's prices on everything CS. Not sure I will find a use for every piece of kit, particularly since a lot of the Joes have been coming with their own modern body armor kit lately, but at least I'll have it when I need it.

It'll be nice to add another "green shirt" recruit to the team as well, adding to the Legacy SF guy and the Vala green commando girl already candidating for a full membership and a code name. I think the tin will come in handy too, as my spares and leftovers just keep growing.

Thanks again for the original heads up and the reminder!
 
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Yeah, I have no point of reference for Armada and her outfit to me looks backward to me. Normally you'd want to armor up the torso (where all the vitals are) and leave the arms and legs mobile. Pretty face or not, she seems to have misread the instructions. And the red gloves... that's a fashion choice... along with the battlefield cleavage. She's definitely bringing sexy back! :LOL:

I was looking to see if maybe I could salvage an interesting character from her and Jody Shooter parts, but I don't think the high tops really work for her, and, even swapping out the silver arms and legs, the silver shoes are still a bit much, so that seems like a dead end.

I could maybe swap out her arms and legs with that of SE movie Baroness, but I would have to go all the way to the shoulder joints (not really digging the rolled up sleeves - also an odd choice - even on the current version). That's pretty tedious though and I wouldn't consider myself confident with the removal and replacement of complete arms. But the result seems like it would be a serious toned-down improvement, if actually reducing her "battle readiness." Her role would have to be much more espionage than battlefield lieutenant, but then what do I end up with when I'm done, ethnic Baroness?

I do need IG though, and in my guestimation it looks like that alteration might make her something of an infiltrator. Need to lose the shoulder things too, whatever those are. Maybe I'll take the plunge and go for it when she goes on closeout, like all the CS girls eventually do, particularly obscure ones. 😉

As for Duke, to me this is the manned up, modernized version, less an under-armored (pardon the pun) pretty boy and more of a gritty, battle-ready Sergeant. This one definitely gives hybrid SF/Spook QRF. He will be displacing my previous "ultimate" and will inherit anything he still needs (helmet comes to mind) from him. I'm thinking he's gonna lose the light machine gun and inherit a more mobile assault rifle as well. Hit fast, hit hard!

Even after a couple more looks, IB and TV remain down my "buy them when they go on discount" list (pretty sure I got those two late in their run back in the day too), while Synapse still looks like a reject from a Mad Max flick. No thanks.
Yeah, Armada is an odd duck for sure, but her impracticality doesn't bother me in a group that has a a hypnotist, a croc trainer, a bird-man, and a myriad of other characters and vehicles that are wacky and highly impractical. Imposing a different standard on her would be odd, so I'm probably down for one. Don't need her on the display shelf, but maybe she can hang in the studio with gold Destro and make Baroness jelly.

As for Duke, I can totally see why he would appeal to a "modern update" fan such as yourself. He's certainly more battlefield ready than the retro, but that's the exact reason he isn't resonating with me. The nostalgia factor is at zero, and I simply can't imagine when I'd use the figure in a display or photo shoot. If they had made him look like the EU version, I'd likely have talked myself into buying one, but as it stands, I can't see it.

Glad you were able to order the tin. I'm sure it'll provide endless fodder for modernization of you whole army.
 
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Almost caught this one in real time. I didn't mind starting a little late to run it at 2x though, as I wanted to get to the new stuff faster anyway!

No real change on my opinions of the stuff dropping for PO today. If anything, the studio light shadowing and pics of Duke and Armada were less flattering. I will be happy to wait until they drop before buying for sure and probably will wait for a sale/discount/closeout for all but Duke. Still a big nope on the weirdo.

I really don't get the compulsion to do all new characters when there are a ton of decent fringe toon and comic characters that would likely get more interest. 🤷‍♂️

As for the new:
  • Falcon - I feel like I already have that Falcon (old body/new head) with upgrades. No need to buy him again unless it's on sale, for wallpaper, assuming the package art isn't Flint-like
  • Valkyrie - exactly the same as with Falcon.
  • Flash - yes, of course. I think everyone will be buying that one. I liked BMac's little nod to future silver pad GS as well. Will likely be getting him as well down the road.
  • Lara Croft - yeah, pretty sure I will, assuming it's possible in the exclusive realm of the convention drops.
  • Crimson SNAKE - nah.
  • Marauders - also nah.
  • Triple T - I'll withhold judgement until I see the actual upgraded product, but I'm not holding my breath. Would have way preferred a Thunder Machine instead.
 
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Almost caught this one in real time. I didn't mind starting a little late to run it at 2x though, as I wanted to get to the new stuff faster anyway!

No real change on my opinions of the stuff dropping for PO today. If anything, the studio light shadowing and pics of Duke and Armada were less flattering. I will be happy to wait until they drop before buying for sure and probably will wait for a sale/discount/closeout for all but Duke. Still a big nope on the weirdo.

I really don't get the compulsion to do all new characters when there are a ton of decent fringe toon and comic characters that would likely get more interest. 🤷‍♂️

As for the new:
  • Falcon - I feel like I already have that Falcon (old body/new head) with upgrades. No need to buy him again unless it's on sale, for wallpaper, assuming the package art isn't Flint-like
  • Valkyrie - exactly the same as with Falcon.
  • Flash - yes, of course. I think everyone will be buying that one. I liked BMac's little nod to future silver pad GS as well. Will likely be getting him as well down the road.
  • Lara Croft - yeah, pretty sure I will, assuming it's possible in the exclusive realm of the convention drops.
  • Crimson SNAKE - nah.
  • Marauders - also nah.
  • Triple T - I'll withhold judgement until I see the actual upgraded product, but I'm not holding my breath. Would have way preferred a Thunder Machine instead.
Agreed, nothing seems to have changed on the new wave or the announced retros.

Crimson SNAKE... no thanks. That's a nod to the Red Shadows version, which is nice enough, but not for nearly $100 or whatever they will charge this year. I just bought a second Super7 snake on heavy discount, and it's a lot more fun. Not much articulation, but the nostalgia-factor is off the charts. I think they did a red version of that one too. This stuff is just too expensive and space-consuming for niche repaints.

Triple-T... money saved. I'm not spending a dime on anything else Slaughter-related, especially not his zero-turn lawnmower deathtrap.
 
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But it sounds like he will be getting some kind of protective windshield or something from the livestream convo. :troll: