I can't believe I lost to an animal that has been extinct for over a million years 
I will hunt you all down and dry hump your pets skulls , if you do not have pets I will have my way with your stuffed animals and house plants , I will jizz all over your remote control and urinate on your ficus. I promised to raise hell when I lost and I aim to raise some hell. I will never enter another custom contest again and I am going to burn all of my underwear in protest.
End rant ! Merry Christmas indeed
I will hunt you all down and dry hump your pets skulls , if you do not have pets I will have my way with your stuffed animals and house plants , I will jizz all over your remote control and urinate on your ficus. I promised to raise hell when I lost and I aim to raise some hell. I will never enter another custom contest again and I am going to burn all of my underwear in protest. End rant ! Merry Christmas indeed
