Why do they all have giraffe necks and Constipated-Granny-face? WTF Mattel!
BattleForce2000 was one of the few outlandish parts of ARAH that I liked. Dodger & Blaster had futuristic yet predominantly green uniforms, so they saw a lot more action in my battles than the others. These designs elicit a visceral, sad feeling deep in my soul. Is the club on crack?
Why does Gijoe get gayer every time I see something related to it.