Pardon the Dust


"Big Guns"
The jury is still out on that one, I am still 50/50 that you're just an elaborate ruse by River Pirates to eventually plunder our booty.
Idk, it's been too long now. Never saw a pirate playing the long game that well. They're more the right-here, right-now types.

"Arrrgh, I'll talk them up on the interwebs for FIFTEEN YEARS, and THEN I'll make my move. They'll never see me get their Monkey Depot booty! Arrrrgh."


Active member
Oct 20, 2018
I used to buy Russian toy soldiers from a guy in St. Petersburg, awesome quality. The mail order brides are a no-go for me, my wife wouldn’t understand and I’m getting too old to train a new woman.