So get this, I was explaining to the tech about the depth of The Curse and how every database server we get put on ends up crapping out. It's not our software at all, it just happens. He kindly laughs.. says something about their server reliability etc etc.
So he's digging through their servers to find us the most stable one, looking back like a year+ for times the server errored out. He finds server 137, says its *never* had an issue since it's been operational (other than planned maintenance). Not two minutes after he starts to get the scripts together to migrate the data.. all the hosting daemon's crash.
He said, verbatim "Wow, your curse is pretty powerful." I told him we don't mess around! He wanted to send me a screenshot, but it's proprietary software etc etc. But we were laughing.. ah, The Curse.
Anyhoo.. we moved to another server 132! I told him to keep a little piece of paper by his desk and check on the server in a month, and see what happens!!